Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i wish my penis had a tongue
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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