If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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