this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Welp...herpes.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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