id be glad to
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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