You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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