On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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