she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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