I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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