Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I deserve this hangover.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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