dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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