okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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