and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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