question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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