he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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