did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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