Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm drive I can fine osifer
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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