I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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