: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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