Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
