There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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