You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
