R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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