That's intense
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
