Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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