The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i think my mom watched the whole time
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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