I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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