And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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