I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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