Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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