eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
