Duck Duck Cougar?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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