Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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