I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I forgot how hot balto sounded
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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