problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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