i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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