Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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