Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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