I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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