ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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