I don't think brook has ever known best
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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