So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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