HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The cops high fived after they tackled you
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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