Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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