Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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