I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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