Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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