im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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