I didn't shave. On purpose
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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