? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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