I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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