i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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