Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
This girl is more easily done than said...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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