dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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