Already got asked if we're dating
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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