yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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