honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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