This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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