I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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